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Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.
The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025
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ending it all

using the fancy knot you uncle hid in his closet with all his pink rubbery sticks and this the swing
im gonna be ending it all
by pokemon go lldw June 10, 2020
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all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.
In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P
by QuacksO December 27, 2022
mugGet the all guys have kneadsmug.

All over wills mother's

"i don't wanna have to go all over wills mother's when I could just go to one shop"
by Phill ma cracken July 24, 2018
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All because of geo

It’s the same thing like all because of henry but you blame it on geo aka red pimple face when you lose a game
Andy- we lost

Henry - brooo you made us lose
Andy- nah ik who
Both -all because of geo aka red pimple face
by Big Andy on yt July 15, 2022
mugGet the All because of geomug.

all-time-tastic

its like fantastic but better. why? because it has an all time low spin to it!
all time low ho #1: this is so dank!
all time low ho #2: no. no, its fukn all-time-tastic!
by marashley January 11, 2009
mugGet the all-time-tasticmug.

All hump, no hurt

Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.
Most men who rape boys are all hump, no hurt.
by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023
mugGet the All hump, no hurtmug.

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