Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body

Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel

by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025

Mexican Rubix Cube

A group of 8 more more people that arrange themselves as givers and takers. The goal is to finish in less than 5 seconds which is the current world record. Experts often get ready to the point of climax the synchrony into the octagon position for the finishing move.

Did you see that link I sent you?! That Mexican Rubix Cube was a new world record??

by J-Rizzel October 23, 2025

Plop Mexican

Generic mid-quality Mexican food characterized by how it is served with a plop of condiments-plop of sour cream, plop of lettuce, plop of tomatoes, etc.

This ain’t high quality Mexican cuisine, but it ain’t bad for plop Mexican.

by Clausen Balls October 29, 2025

Mexican Willy

When you eat a girl ass and squeeze a lemon on her asshole

Dude, i served my girl a mexican willy last night

by Yanx November 17, 2025

high class mexican

italian

italian father: you look like a high class mexican
italian son: si papa

by stinkomang November 24, 2025

Mexican twister

An act of someone twisting a penis with greasy fingers

I gave my son a Mexican twister, he loved it

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

The Zesty Mexican

A young, latino "male" who often associates with gay men and snow bunnies. The Zesty Mexican not only has thick thighs, but has quite the attraction to them. A typical Zesty Mexican may enjoy more water-down versions of his own cuisine, such as tex-mex. Said zesty Mexican usually lives somewhere Utah so he may be integrated into the bland white culture that the piece of shit state presents. Although a zesty Mexican is still Mexican, just by talking to one, you would think he is a homosexual white male, despite his obviously threatening presence

"Look at The Zesty Mexican! Boy does he look like a white dude!"

by SkellyGuy December 2, 2025