3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

3-1-Tea

A shot of Malort with Peach Schnapps and Sour (similar to Green Tea and White Tea shots)

Clark offered Taylor a 3-1-Tea. They each took a shot and threw up immediately.

by DaBears1011 June 14, 2023

3 fingers up

3 fingers up means u have a bad crush on someone

„Look she’s putting 3 fingers up“
„That means she has a crush on you“

by astrarakete04 June 15, 2023

3 bags full

Another saying for definitely or 100 percent.
To confirm something has happened or will happen. It comes from the nursery rhyme about the farmer getting 3 bags full of wool.

"Do you think you've done good on that test"

"Yeah mate, 3 bags full"

by Mighty Queppen June 15, 2023

snap off a number 3

Jerking off

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.

by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023

snap off a number 3

Jerking off

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.

by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023

Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023