Monkey Paw

When you when you're fisting a chick in the ass and she shits in your hand. You proceeded to take the shit and throw it at her like a monkey.

I showed her my affection towards her by giving her a steamy monkey paw

by Oprah's moustache August 7, 2012

monkey crunk

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey

Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.

by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004

Monkey ass

The chapped ass you get after sweating all day be it at work or in gym.

"Man I've got hella monkey ass"

by gabstrodamus May 13, 2014

monkey metal

Plastic that has been coated in a metallic coating to make it look like it's made of metal.

WTF, this isn't metallic, it's monkey metal. *flicks object to prove it's not metallic*

by David Kuling May 9, 2007

Porch Monkey

1. A biker who enjoys hanging out on the porch with friends.
Race doesn't even come into play
This term has been negative for too long and can be better used for good rather than hate in this day and age.

2. "Saint Paul Porch Monkeys" is a motorcycle club in Saint Paul MN consisting of riders of any race. The "clubhouse" is situated on a porch and thus the name. The " Monkey" moniker is coined from the nickname of a rider in a motorcycle sidecar who must climb over and around the sidecar in order to keep the rig from tipping under heavy cornering.

"That Porch Monkey really kept the chair on the ground today during the Isle of Man TT race".

by drdusty007 August 14, 2009

flying monkey

A woman's vagina covered entirely by dense pubic hair.

I saw an Indian woman's flying monkey.

by HarryDun March 1, 2009

duck monkey

A noble creature often referred to in Fictional novels. Has 3 feet and 6 balls

Ted Wong was bited by a duck monkey

by Joe T6 May 14, 2005