Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024

National slap your bf day

On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf

I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.

by Josh Garcia June 29, 2024

Burlap slap

When a woman tries to lock her legs around you during sex so you smack a her clit like a burlap sack of potato’s

This chick tried to trap when as I was about to nut so I had to burlap slap her.

by CooterCritter34 July 20, 2024

Cyber-Slap

Upon spotting a dumpster on wheels (Tesla Cyber Truck) you exclaim "Cyber-Slap" while swiftly smacking a friend upside the back of the head like a Japanese comedian duo.

Similar to the old "Punch Buggy" game.

PERSON A: "Cyber-Slap!!" SMACK!!!

PERSON B: Oww! That hurt m'fer!... but my head now matches the pain in my eyes from that ugly piece of shit, so fair enough.

by KaiGaiDesu January 3, 2025

Tail slap

The act of weaponizing a tail.

Danny used tail slap. It was super effective.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

Fart slap

A fart slap.

"I want to fart slap."
"Ok."

by slappybullworm January 30, 2025

Danish Slap

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.

"Yo bro, just gave my girl a Danish Slap, she fucking loved it"

by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025