National Gyat Day

National Gyat Day is celebrated on February 4th of every year. This day is to celebrate all the big booty baddies. You have your fun and RESPECTFULLY say gyat to someone you see, stay bootylicous !

Aliyah:OHHH IS ITS FEBRUARY 4TH?
James: yes? why are you so excited?
Aliyah:ITS NATIONAL GYAT DAY

by bootymasterrrrrrrrr January 16, 2024

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform

Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"

by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

national Grab day

Where you get to grab a someone’s dick ass or tit

Hey man you get to grab whatever you want today is national grab day

by Kage_Avenger7860 April 12, 2019

National Culver's Appreciation Day

For appreciating all things Wisconsin fast food on November 27th.

I love November 27th and all things Culver's related! Happy National Culver's Appreciation Day!

by OverusedJoke November 5, 2022

National fake test day

June 20th, the day your teacher gives everybody a fake test that doesn’t matter!

Mr best scheduled a test for Tuesday
Don’t worry it’s National fake test day

by urmomsbasement June 13, 2023

National slag day

You can beat and give butt to all the boys you want And you can dress like a thot

Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome

by Bigtittybrenda November 1, 2019