Creeping Rat Cunt

An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.

"Urghh I hate working with ****, he's such a Creeping Rat Cunt!"

by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013

Church-rat

A person who worships the Christian/Catholic faith to the point of practically living inside the church but at the same time not wanting to become a priest/nun.

Todd is such a Church-rat

by TheNightParade June 17, 2023

Obese Rat

Calling someone an obese rat is like saying "you look really nice and happy".

Person A) You look like an obese rat right now!

Person B) Oh thank you!

by anonymous February 3, 2022

Bilge rat

An unattractive individual on or near a body of water. Typically also looking for love.

Avast! Upstream be a gaggle of horny bilge rats. Keep yer head on a swivel, me hearties!

by River Boyz July 22, 2025

Rat Squad

A House music, rave group with members all over the UK who are loved by rave tarts.
#GYRO

Tart 1: "OMG, is that Rat Squad"
Tart 2: "No way, it is"
Tart 3: "Lets get i the mixer with them and get our rats out"

by Nymousanon February 11, 2025

Rat

someone who's good for nothing, always drunk or high, has a vape, and is usually the one who always wants to be high/ intoxicated.

Ryan’s in the bathroom vaping, what a rat.
All Emily wants to do is get high she’s such a rat.

by A rat May 11, 2019

pinch a rat

To void excrement from the bowels through the anus. Drop a deuce, defecate.

Man I gotta pinch a rat!

by Hephaestus June 26, 2021