my life as a teenage robot

A Robot Jones rip-off. The show is pretty cool but it rips off Robot Jones.
by 13thirteen October 30, 2004
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What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.
During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed
by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017
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I don't know your life

Phrase exclaimed by those working in fried chicken restaurants when they don't know what else to say

(Like, "Oh, sorry, my mistake)
**As witnessed at an actual Popeyes by T. Dale Shaw**

Elderly Woman: I called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.

Popeyes Worker: (audible smack) Is dat fo here o to goes?

EW: Honey, I can't eat 300 pieces of chicken.

PW: Bitch, I don't know your life.
by dilbear February 25, 2005
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A place for pre teens to find all teh pr0n they will ever need, people like DarkCobra, Silver Moraine and DarkSim often frequent here
"LUE, for all your late night needs, if ya know what I mean."
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.
Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.
by bobandbill December 27, 2010
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Deaf people life expectancy

Deaf people life expectancy is very short. Taylor may is included in here :)
by mfx July 23, 2021
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Kiss your life goodbye

A phrase that is said by a small fat ginger on a flying bike when he is about to kill you
by Wild Warren December 13, 2020
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