Dirty Squirties

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.

I had the dirty squirties this morning...

by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018

Dirty Crawfish

When you are fornicating with a woman to the point of ejaculation and you proceed to perform cunnilingus by slurping your seamen out of her vaginal canal like you’re getting the seasoning out of a Crawfish’s head.

“Wanna get a girl obsessed with you? Hit her with that Dirty Crawfish.”

by Zakkattakk January 14, 2023

Dirty Buds

The name given to any pair of cheap and crappy sounding pair of earbuds, usually packaged with a device such as an MP3 player or phone. Popularized by the YouTuber Dankpods.

Ah mate, those dirty buds didn’t stand a chance against Scarlet Fire

by CRT_Gaming June 12, 2023

dream dirty

that one girl who spills some soda or gets some homework and then starts having a seizure and crying

Julie is a dream dirty!

by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

Dirty Vannile

Eating a non binary's ass while they shit and while eating the shit you skullfuck them

Wanna do a Dirty Vannile?
Im calling the police

by Infinitythereal March 13, 2022

dirty farley

a dirty Farley is when he’s shoving a vodka bottle up his ass on live stream to old men

“Did you see What he did on OnlyFans”
“Yeh I heard he was doing a Dirty Farley”

by 424344 April 13, 2020

Dirty Amelie

When a below average IQ woman has sex with several fuckboys at a time and is still proud of it.

Aww man, she is so stupid she could do a dirty Amelie

by Kätzi January 21, 2022