Septic kiss

When two people pull their buttcheeks apart and touch assholes

Wanna get crazy and give me a fresh septic kiss?

by Tjbigga August 19, 2023

Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011

Santa Kiss

Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.

I Santa Kissed your mom last night.

by Staybull February 21, 2021

Afterlife Kiss

This basically means kissing someone when they're dying, and after the kiss they're dead. Basically being happy one last time before they meet their end.

"Did that anime character really receive an Afterlife kiss?"

"Yeah, it was so sad. I cried all night."

by Ma'ain May 06, 2023

Kiss a girl day

On march 7th kiss any girl you want

Yo it’s march 7th.

So?
That means it’s national kiss a girl day.
Oh dude that’s great I can kiss my crush.

Yeah but Um do you know where my sister is?

by Itsurd4ddy March 06, 2022

MAGNA KISS

When you kiss, your braces get stuck together... ouch!

Guy: ouch!! get your braces off!

Girl: DUDE, we just had a Magna Kiss!!

by thezookeeper98 April 07, 2011

Buffer Kiss

An opportunity to make out with your significant other while your video is buffering.

My internet is so damn slow we buffer kissed like 5 times before the movie was over.

by ska69 June 04, 2011