Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks

"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick

by Bum_man July 17, 2021

Bust a kitten in your snatch-hole

When your fellow-mate is being (see douche/pussy) you may "bust a kitten" in there snatch hole

D if you cant stop being a douche Im going to bust a kitten in your snatch-hole

by Lmfkr September 30, 2019

Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

The act of penetrating and ejaculating in a woman’s vagina, anus and mouth in a single sexual session. A more difficult. version of Three Hole Goal.

Max wanted to take the Three Hole Goal to a whole new level when you ejaculatef in his girlfriend’s vagina, ass and mouth in a matter of hours thus completing the Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

by Kim Maxwell March 6, 2018

side-titty-roll peep hole

A shirt or tank top with a large hole in the side exposing a disgustingly huge fat roll extending from the titty around to the back.

Mark: Dude, did you just see that side-titty-roll peep hole on that girl?

David: Oh my god. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

by pound cake napoleon March 18, 2011

punch a hole in your man card

a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.

At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."

by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010

Booty blasting the sex hole

When you use a hydraulic air hose and send particles of air into the orifice of the receiver

Booty blasting the sex hole is a sexual thrill like no other

by Ses master3945 April 22, 2018

Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.

Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.

by PooponPoop October 14, 2011