Dawg moment

A much rarer occurrence than a "bruh moment." A "dawg moment," is a moment in which you can't help but to just exclaim, "Dawg."
Often used before a moment of great excellence or an overwhelming attack from the person who has expelled the words from their mouth.
Satan: "I have come to literally destroy the earth. Everything you know, have know, or would ever have known will be gone and you all will be dead along with everything on this planet."
Kid: "Dawg"
Kid: *Jumps onto Satan's chest and proceeds to tear out his heart*
Kid: *Proceeds to ingest Satan's heart and spit the blood onto his face*
Satan: "How could this be?"
Kid: "I have the power of the Dawg moment."
Satan: *fucking dies*
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bruh moment

This is a bruh moment when you search up this.
Guy 1: Dude I have better grades than you and I'm smarter.

Guy 2: bruh moment, I do man, look at my A's
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King Moment

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.
Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.
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Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb
Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"
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Epic Griner Moment

It is a moment when all shit goes to hell and Loftis looses his shit on ROBLOX trading.

Would rather trade and eat at the weirdest times and going to DQ or McDonalds.
When she asks to cuddle and he says nah theres a new limited out, Very Epic Griner Moment
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keiffer moment

There are four different keiffer moments , and for all of them you may refer to them as a "keiffer moment" or even "pulling a keiffer"
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Keiffer moment 1: When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right name
Keiffer moment 2: Whenever your walking next to somebody, speed up past them, and slow down just for them to run into you.
Keiffer moment 3: Find a way to ruin a romantic interaction, perhaps by slamming hands on the friends while they're walking with their gf/bf.
Keiffer moment 4: Screaming while talking in the cafeteria at 7 AM, or simply yelling when not necessary.
Friend 1: *pulling a keiffer moment (definition 4)*
Friend 2: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Friend 1: Sorry, won't do it again.
Friend 1, 3 minutes later: *pulls another key 4 moment 4*
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moment

"I just failed my math exam"
"Moment"
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