by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.
Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
by Old cake May 13, 2013

by STL Gal April 7, 2021

Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it
by Loveniggers February 3, 2018

When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.
by Xrayted May 23, 2019

by Game_onTW February 3, 2024
