When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
"Did you somalian slap that bitch"
by Andy grapes February 10, 2018
by teh bous May 19, 2016
by Kylos19 January 05, 2023
When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023
by Yhu7838 March 12, 2023
When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand
by Samuraignome June 05, 2023
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.
Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 05, 2019