Mexican Mayflower

Typically an 80's-90's era Toyota pickup driven by a Hispanic male, piled high with random appliances, towing another similar era Toyota pickup also piled with seemingly random appliances, bicycles, and other items. "IN TOW" is spelled out on the tailgate in duct tape.

These travel in caravans of 3, at a slow speed of 55 mph, usually headed from California to El Paso on I-10, before crossing into Mexico; hence the similarity to the Mayflower voyage.

"Break-1-9, we've got a Mexican Mayflower heading South just past Sacaton."

by Arizona Trucker June 14, 2022

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better

by Hank d tank March 3, 2025

Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis

“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”

by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021

Mexican Laughy Gas

when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas

Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside

by Jersey Wave March 29, 2010

Mexican Shrug

A body or facial expression (movement) done by Hispanic individuals to express doubt, unfamiliarity, unawareness and/or inexperience in situations where simply ‘shrugging’ your shoulders is an acceptable response. This is frustrating to different cultures (mainly American) because simple body movements, don’t answer all of life’s woes.

"Did you not see the no smoking sign?"

"No Halba English"

"Performs the Mexican Shrug"

by Adub310 June 3, 2018

Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.

-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream

by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020

Red mexican

When a Mexican is outside and gets super sunburnt

We were out in the sun so long I look like a Red Mexican.

by TYLERG29 March 25, 2017