Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.
by vanern August 3, 2021
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Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.
Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!
That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022
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by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022
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Student 1: "Who did you get for math?"
Student 2: "Mr Doucette"
Student 1: "It was nice knowing you, pal"
Student 2: "Mr Doucette"
Student 1: "It was nice knowing you, pal"
by Snickers_Doggo June 20, 2022
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by Frickenfina August 15, 2022
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