Chocolate blowfish kiss

When a person catches there mates fart directly in their mouth and then blows it into another person's mouth.

Sally loves to give chocolate blowfish kisses on beans and cornbread night.

by Dirty Doppler March 16, 2018

crotch chocolate

the result of eating a flake in the car

damn i have got crotch chocolate

by gabrielxxx August 14, 2010

Chocolate Prodder

A homosexual man.

Elton John is a right chocolate prodder.

by cuntyballsack November 3, 2012

the chocolate beer

When you shit in a cup and call it Sam Adams.

I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.

by Thepervyjew February 7, 2017

chocolate covered strawberries

the ultimate sex food

feed me these chocolate covered strawberries 🍓

by bootytooch February 8, 2021

chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.

next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.

by lykaboss August 2, 2011

Chocolate covered camel toe

When a woman or trans man poops themselves and the poop travels down the gooch and creeps into and on the surface of the vagina.

Oopsie I just got myself a chocolate covered camel toe

by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023