Guy : "Hey you want to try my Cuprice Cakes?"
Tony: "What the hell is that?"
Guy : "Well I just made a cupcake but out of a rice cake."
Tony : ...
911 : "Hello what is your emergency?"
Tony: "What the hell is that?"
Guy : "Well I just made a cupcake but out of a rice cake."
Tony : ...
911 : "Hello what is your emergency?"
by Jim_Bobby February 2, 2018

'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
by SlipperyTrashMan August 11, 2021

by Kroniccarey March 17, 2025

by Finsterblaster May 3, 2019

A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.
Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
by Bing_C March 3, 2016

A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.
My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.
by Hello? Is that you April 13, 2012
