double pay vacation

When you are on a paid vacation week (or two weeks) from your regular job, and start a new job during that time. You work the new job during your vacation and then quit at the end. You get paid from both your regular job and the short new one.

Hank applied for a cashier position at the gas station, figuring that a double pay vacation would make his vacation from his regular job rather profitable.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf February 23, 2015

double-layered hypocrite

A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.

I am a double-layered hypocrite.

by _Neutral_Definition_Definer_ July 7, 2017

The Double-Ismail Effect

The effect that occurs when two people named Ismail convince you of something, or convince you to do something as long as it doesn't break the law. There is a 99.8% chance that Ismail and Ismail will successfully convince the subject. There are only a handful of recorded unsuccessful cases, though many say they are false reports.

Example 1:
Person 1: Wow I can't believe Ismail S. and Ismail H. convinced me to go camping at Joshua Tree, I hate the outdoors!

Person 2: They call that the Double-Ismail Effect

Example 2:

Someone get me two Ismails, this situation calls for The Double-Ismail Effect.

by wohoitsame March 22, 2020

The Double Thirsty Reaction

When 2 thirsty people think one another is attractive. Once meeting, there is an instant obligation to bone eachother. After about a week (can vary to a singular day) they will begin the reaction phase. Dating. The Double Thirsty Reaction does not apply if the couple lasts longer than 2 weeks.

fgt1: Tre and Briana have known eachother for a week. They've already gone on 4 movie dates dude.
fgt2: Oh no bro, it's the Double Thirsty Reaction

by djd1899 January 27, 2015

Double Mahoney creampie

When a guy cums inside a woman twice in a matter of 10 seconds because he rarely sees action.

She took him back to her place, but after 5 seconds of sex he creampied her. He needed a few minutes to recover and they were back at it for another 5 seconds before he came again for a double mahoney creampie. It was 10 seconds of sex that left her less than satisfied. He would never hear from her again.

by Biiiiiig Jordan March 23, 2019

double-faced entendre

A person with two totally different personalities

I'm a goner, I lost her
Like why the hell you wanna
Play me that way? You’re bad, babe
You double-faced entendre

by phresh_monky June 23, 2021

Whacker double smacker

A BIG ASS BLUNT

or a FAT rip for the boys

Holy shit my man you rolled a whacker double smacker

by daWHACKER2oublesmacker February 23, 2023