grandma's fuck cheese

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.

"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"

by SexEd.com July 7, 2008

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I Like Cheese

noun: (1) a really lame comic strip. (2) a nonsequitor thrown out to break the silence in a conversation or to change the topic. (3) a web forum highjacking throw-away line.

girl #1: Did you hear that guy is hung like a horse?
girl #2: Yeah. I sure would like a piece of that.
guy: I like cheese.

by Iloveilikecheese August 12, 2009

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From-Under Cheese

This is the term used to describe dried-up, crusty, and usually week-old semen that has been resting on a man's penis or scrotum for an extended period of time. From-Under Cheese comes from sloppy masturbation most of the time, but can also be a result of complete uncleanliness.

Bitch: OMG I'm soooo fuckkkin drunk...I wanna suck your fuckkkin dick...haha
Me: Ight bitch. Lick the From-Under Cheese off while you're at it.

Joe was beating off for 2 straight hours and had a load of From-Under Cheese under there.

Eminem (Crack a Bottle): Kiss my butt, lick From-Under Cheese from under my nuts.

by Bawseman March 5, 2009

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Cheese Weasel Day

Holiday that takes place on April 3rd of every year, or 3 days later if the holiday falls on a weekend. On this day, if an IT or similar worker in the high-technology industry has been good all year, the cheese weasel(not to be confused with the Wisconsin party band "The Cheese Weasels") will leave a piece of cheese(originally a slice of Kraft American, but has since become more commonplace to use any cheese) under the keyboard for said worker to find in the morning. Although the holiday's origin is murky, its tradition can be traced as far back as 1992 when a weasel was spotted carrying a Kraft Single. As Hallmark and The American Dairy Association are unaware of this holiday, it remains mostly non-commercial and is less well known than other mascot-visits-all-the-good-boys-and-girls holidays. Cheese weasel day also has its own song (which consequently has no known tune).

Official site is here: http://cheeseweaselday.com/

Fred: "Hey Bob, looks like you've been a good little IT guy this year."

Bob: "How you figure?"

Fred:***Points at Kraft Single under Bob's keyboard** "Why, you got visited by the cheese weasel of course! Don't you know its cheese weasel day?"

Bob: "Wow I completely forgot! I guess I have been good this year."
***Proceeds to eat the cheese**

Song:
“Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He’s not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird,
He’s the Cheese Weasel
He’s got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn’t bring fish, and he
Doesn’t bring beef
So you’d better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel.”

by tatersalad1246 April 3, 2009

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