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hop-walker

Overly-bouncy manner of walking displayed by men and women. Often accompanied by feet donning a pair of androgynous footwear (i.e., Keds, Vans, Sketchers or Tretorn).
Jesus Christ, that guy across the street is an agressive hop-walker! I don't understand how people learn to walk that way, it looks so much more complicated than walking like a normal person!"
by Norman TheCalf May 6, 2016
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Pool Walker

An individual typically lacking teeth, is normally a redneck with loose clothes, or extremely tight clothes, who has owned a pool for over 8 years and has no idea what they are doing with it. They will insist that you are the reason their pool is green, even though they can't follow simple directions. Normally looking for an O-Ring or a gasket. You might smell them before you see them. They will also mess up your Golden Tee game before trying to return an open bottle of algaecide.
That pool walker just asked if we sell sand pumps.
by carson neal June 28, 2023
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Max Walker

Usuall is referee to as large penis, typically has a huge dick and a thicc arse.

All the boys want him.!
You have such a big ‘max walker
by Mr Shlong Long January 30, 2020
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Jaylen Walker

A cool handsome person with good taste in women /men and a smart person who is funny
Jaylen Walker gave me good relationships advice
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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cell walker

One who has a loud, public conversation on a cell phone w/ total disregard of who's listening.
I heard some cell walker arguing w/ her mother while in the check out line. Geesh!
by markodorko July 10, 2009
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Jon Walker

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G
by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018
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Crab Walker

After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .
Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !
by Mr. Rude April 30, 2021
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