traffic mash-up

When the music paying from two cars sounds like one song.

While driving and listening to house music, the rap lyrics in the car next to me made a perfect traffic mash-up.

by sojaigirl April 30, 2013

traffic waster

A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.

This driver ahead of us is such a traffic waster.

by travel_to May 27, 2015

Traffuck

When you are stuck in the worst traffic ever - you're stuck in Traffuck!

Why didn't you make it into work on time?

I was stuck in Traffuck!!

by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016

Traffuck

Also known as rush hour traffic. Especially in DC Metro

Man, dude, I'm in traffuck

by rollmybluntbitch August 19, 2016

Teffticles

Youngest brother of Hercules known for his childish pranks

Unbeknownst to Hercules, Teffticles had once again wiped his ass on the inside of the Nemean Lion Cloak Hercules was currently wearing

by DirtyCubby October 6, 2016

Traffucker

Careless drivers on the road who make poor judgements behind the wheel that put others at risk of endangerment, ultimately pissing people off and causing them to be hated or flipped the bird.

Did you see that stupid traffucker?!! They almost just caused a pile up!

by Catirandafly January 7, 2017

Traffache

What happens to you when you sit in traffic too long.

OGM today's freeways are giving me a HUGE traffache and it's making me crazy!! traffic, headache crazy

by Sppike Mike January 18, 2018