Tree Wizard

A fake spiritualist man who regurgitates ancient information in order to sound like a prophet. Uses spirituality as manipulation techniques to gain followers or sexual interest.
That guy was a total tree wizard, he offered me reiki and told me we were soulmates who needed to fuk to awaken me.
by Seadragon00 January 12, 2021
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Tree Leash

A noose that hangs from tree.
Guys I made a tree leash so I can end my suffering!!!
by A-D0G June 25, 2020
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Tree pig

Proper slang for a forest ranger or park police
Damn tree pig busted up our drug-crazed orgy at the campground.
by Mford December 10, 2020
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swizzle tree

A great band consisting of 5 members, all hailing from Chicago. Lead singer is brother of Lucky Boys Confusion lead, also a Chicago band. To see them in their natural habitat, visit Wrigleyville, Metro, House of Blues, and www.swizzletree.com.
swizzle tree sells out the metro (chicago) as well as hosts parties at their house for their streetteam.
by luckiePenguin April 27, 2004
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the leaky tree

it is the act in where you cover your dick in maple syrup and fuck a girl in the ass. then let the maple syrup pour out her ass and you pour it on your pancakes
Dude1: How was sex with your girlfriend
Dude2: Good we did the leaky tree
Dude1: Awesome
by jcoolawesome February 21, 2018
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tree weed

That was a very tasty tree weed I just ate
by Eugenio May 25, 2005
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Tree Skeet

-noun
The pollen (jizz) that is released from trees to propagate it's species. This same pollen (jizz) is what millions of people are allergic too.
Dude, why are your eyes all red, and your nose running, and why do you keep sneezing?

Man, it's all this tree skeet in the air.
by rockwidit04 May 30, 2011
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