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MerBear Sausage

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.
What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.
by Drobs December 21, 2010
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Sausage Whiff

The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.
"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."
by whiffmyster July 15, 2022
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green sausage

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(
by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012
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Sausage Wheelie

"I love it when a girl sucks on my sausage wheelie."
by D. Riordan August 17, 2008
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Mayonnaisey and Sausage

An entirely theoretical flavor you have only imagined and never tasted in real life.
Ronald: What are you up to tonite?

Gerald: Just gonna try and get this mayonnaisey and sausage out in my homemade pizza.
Ronald: Good luck, bro. I’ve never been able to get my mayonnaisey and sausage out.
by tihmn December 25, 2020
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Sausage Sunrise

by kordes August 10, 2009
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Sausage Pact

A sausage pact is a polygamy consisting of only guys. The structure of the marriage differs from group to group. For example, one sausage pact may have a rotational alpha-male, while others may have a traditional alpha-male. The sausage pact is related to the sausage party or sausage fest.
Hey Alex, congratulations on your sausage pact, send my love to your husbands for me!
by Milkes November 18, 2018
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