Thick lard

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons

Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal

by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016

thick sock

The act of one producing fecal matter into ones sock then beating ones mate with the sock to create an amazing orgasim.

Bro, I totally gave Rich's sister a thick sock last night. That gives me the rush!

by Blaze rinse March 1, 2015

Lyrical thickness

The more fatter musician is, more lyrical thickness he/she has. The lyrics they create are stored in their stomachs giving the illusion that they're overweight or possibly obese

Dude 1: Yo bro have you saw that Killer Mike from Run the Jewels? He's so fuckin' fat man!

Dude 2: stfu he's not fat he just has lyrical thickness

Dude 1: WOAH

by cowboyduck April 27, 2019

thick females

The type of women that men would really love to know and fuck

Those thick females caught my because that ass thooo

by Deucer12345 August 30, 2017

thick daddy

big daddy

Fuck you have a thick daddy

by h ej6un March 20, 2023

milk thick

This is a story of how Brendan ure fucus a man called Ryan and uses a butt plug and it is fantastic fiction

Immy loves milk thick

by Pibm March 21, 2017

Super Thick

or extra thick is a girl who is thick with a small waist , huge thighs and a large booty with big breasts take the instagram mizz bonds for expamle (its one of the 3 types of thicks and any kind of thick is healthy according to science just as long as its one of the 3 types)

" that girl is thick but a bigger version"
" damn that girl is super thick"

by unknownweirdo December 8, 2018