shitter toke

When you take a bong toke while taking a shit.
Damn, that was a good shitter toke
by Champagne papi February 11, 2019
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Jack the Shitter

A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
by SpunkyLiesl August 25, 2017
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Shitter Spitter

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?
by AZDirtySanchez May 19, 2021
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Dog Shitter

When someone is really bad at something. Or they stink.
WOW! That kid is such a fucking "dog shitter"
by dettmann5 December 26, 2017
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Shitter Plum

A hardened turd pulled out by one's sexual partner which is then consumed.
The new Burlesque version of the Nutcracker features a piece titled "Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries".
I shared a great shitter plum with my partner the other night.
by BobTheBooper February 05, 2021
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Off the shitter

Something that is really really good. Like better than awesome.
Last night was 'off the shitter' ; this coffee is off the shitter
by Clumsy Solider January 16, 2016
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