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heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.
by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023
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Yam maneuver

Procedure for clearing GI tract, includes elevating leg while using the facilities.
I told my husband to try the yam maneuver to help ease the discomfort while I watched the baby in the room.
by Jjjst11 June 14, 2021
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Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.
Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."
by Albfred July 20, 2017
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doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.
He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.
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The Maneuver

The act of taking ones shirt off, usually after a long day of work, and eating fast food in a parked car while shirtless, free of all worry or care.

Made famous by radio personality Chad Dukes.
After a long day at work, Phil stopped at Wendy’s and executed the maneuver.
by Thegiraffeoflegend June 1, 2021
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the ol handshield maneuver

the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.
he was about to cum, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from jizz stains on his shirt
by aCockyRooster June 28, 2017
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Amy Maneuver

Any lame excuse to avoid physical contact with a first date.
- “oh darn! I had a full day of sun yesterday so you’re meeting me all sunburnt

- “are you pulling an amy maneuver to avoid my hug?”
by Thefirstdateguide August 7, 2022
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