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Auckland Mafia

West Auckland the place for the sesh up the furs all a mad bunch of bastards got ya local fag house 4 pound a box bargain for us lot or even better they tend to go half’s which is 2 pound can’t go wrong if you find a bra in the furs don’t worry it’s only Brodie’s ya get jack who chores peoples bikes and doesn’t know when to stop the drink ya get kaitlyn who smokes 40 fags a day and about 100 energy drinks ya get reanna who can not get over a boy and drinks her life away then ya get Mia and Hannah who only drink certain times but make it look like they are alcoholics Mia can’t hack it we also have a local called Abi who likes a big fat doobie on a night and then we have a girl who wishes she was a local goes by the name Elle and lastly we have got cath who calls her self a nun tihat much she is starting to believe it and we all go by the name of the Auckland mafia
by A mad bastard December 10, 2019
mugGet the Auckland Mafiamug.

The Lebron Mafia

A group of fans of Lebron James who defend everything he does and believe he doesn't have one blemish on his NBA resume. As a result they will aggressively tear down every other players accomplishments to make Lebron appear better. Often major hypocrisy and goal post shifting is used when The Lebron Mafia defend him.

You will find The Lebron Mafia on twitter and the Youtube comment sections.
You can find them saying:
- praise him because of his stat line in a loss. (but in a win stats are irrelevant).
- proclaim him not having enough help in a loss. (Yet ignoring all other stars going against the same teams that don't get that same defense).
- shitting on all his all star teammates for not playing well. (When they usually sacrifice their game to allow his to flourish)
- claiming he made the "right basketball play" in a late game situation. (Even when a better play could have been created).
- Posting biased stats showing Lebron against other all time and current great player. (While hiding all the other stats where the other player's stats are better).
- Claiming Lebron beat the "Greatest team of all time" Warriors in 2016. (but like to forget the 2016 Warriors didn't have Durant and actually the 2017 Warriors were the greatest team of all time).

... and so on.

Major players in the Lebron Mafia are: Nick Wright, Shannon Sharpe and Beau Russell.
John: Hey, I can't believe Lebron passed on that driving layup at the end of the game when he could gotten to the line. I mean no one can stop him.

James: He made the right basketball play! You can't blame him!
John: How is passing to a teammate, 2 seconds left to shoot a contested 3, the right play?
James: But look at his stat line, if he had more help they would have won the game ages ago. No one else has to play against this level of competition!!!
John: Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were apart of The Lebron Mafia. I shouldn't have said anything.
by MyHugeMassiveDeck April 10, 2021
mugGet the The Lebron Mafiamug.

casual mafia

the coolest band ever with deion hayes on vocals and andrew coolidge guitar- there music moves me and makes me feel things i never dreamed of look them up :) there from shiprock new mexico
dang i wana listen to that one banana song by casual mafia on youtube.com !
by the bomb yo October 11, 2013
mugGet the casual mafiamug.

Menace Mafia

Menace Mafia is an American underground hip hop group founded in Houston, Texas. The North side hood of Houston in Acres Homes. Band members are Bentley Coupe Nu and Molly Je$u$. The group name "Menace Mafia" in real life speaks for both individuals.
"Have you heard that new Menace Mafia album?"
by OMG713 June 17, 2016
mugGet the Menace Mafiamug.

Ballajura Mafia

Ballajura Mafia are a bunch of dumb fucks that do nothing just terrorise and mob random people who have nothing to do with their group,often reffered as "balla mafia" they are just a whole load of ballajura junkies who hang around in parks looking to find other gangs to mob,often getting kicked out of the galleria shopping centre and climbing into the south ballajura community centre
oi fuck off cunt ill get the ballajura mafia on you cunt
by Ballajura Junkie February 21, 2018
mugGet the Ballajura Mafiamug.

water mafia

super cool mafia that takes away your color fuck you stephen
the water mafia will take away stephen’s color
by watermafia February 24, 2019
mugGet the water mafiamug.

Menace Mafia

A gang founded in the mid west, more specifically Lincoln, Nebraska. Often represented through typical hunting colors (camo, dark green, brown, hunters orange) The members are known for "raising hell", thus the name menace. They often mark theyr'e "territory" with the numbers 13 2, M being the thirteenth letter of the alphabet, the two means two "m's"
"Don't fuck with menace mafia or you gon get fucked up"
by Country Brown May 4, 2010
mugGet the Menace Mafiamug.

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