doo doo phone

A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.

Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.

by Real World May 11, 2016

doo doo flex

The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.

Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.

he’s gonna take longer than we expected, he just hit me with the doo doo flex.

by King Boo JP September 17, 2019

Yankee doo doo

To yank your schmeckel while taking a doo doo

Bobby is performing a yankee doo doo in the bathroom at work because he has a staff meeting at 1pm

by fragilebastarad November 26, 2019

doo doo butter

one who is trash at some thing

bro you're doo doo butter

by Mr. Soundtree July 21, 2022

Doo-doo Shlick

The doo-doo that you wipe off your butthole and gets on the paper. It also gets on the toilet. It’s basically your doo-doo snail leaving residue.

Oh no, that’s way more doo-doo shlick than this toilet paper can handle!

by anonymous October 8, 2021

Mixed Doo Doo

Black man who anal fucks a white man and cums all over his shit

Yooo, theres a Mixed Doo Doo in the bathroom stall

by Niggapoopoo June 2, 2021

Disa poo poo doo doo

Jar jar binks funny

Jar Jar binks : Disa poo poo doo doo
HA FUNNY

by Edgy 13 kid ( IRONICALLY ) December 31, 2020