Cobra

An older man who frequents bars and nightclubs where young women are numberous in order to take one home or to date one. Usually attractive (or think they are) or very wealthy, cobras have no problem finding women who are 15-20+ years younger than them. Most of their women have daddy issues. Male equivalent of a cougar.

The cobra that I met at the bar the other night is taking me on a trip to France with him! I know he has several wrinkles but as long as I sleep with him, he takes care of me!

Ex. Hugh Hefner

by Smarty_Marty July 26, 2012

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caring , the best sister anyone could ask for , beautiful , gorgeous and just perfect.

"Cobra can sometimes be annoying" said marwa the best person ever xoxo

by hay3 November 29, 2021

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Cobra credit

To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car

That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up

by Cobrakia June 22, 2021

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A slang for the Mickey Cobra (MC/🐍) in Chicago

Let’s spin down his block they really ain't shit, let's catch us a cobra and send him to Mick
(MBlock Die Y: FED Baby)

by DatguySkii July 6, 2025

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The Spitting Cobra

A drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. You must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.

'Ere mate what you doing talking to my girl'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'

by shannymcfee May 28, 2015

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