by Aidenwisco March 19, 2018
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care
by ^^!$#@ October 12, 2019
Friend 1: Hey! Can you help me with this?
Friend 2: Can’t you see I’m “off the clock” rn?!
Friend 1: But it’s lunch?
Friend 2: Uhhh bye— leave!
Friend 2: Can’t you see I’m “off the clock” rn?!
Friend 1: But it’s lunch?
Friend 2: Uhhh bye— leave!
by HeyitsAuduck April 17, 2022
Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.
Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.
by thedefiner v4 March 09, 2015
Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.
by Raptor1172 February 08, 2019