Blind cupid

You could totally see her blind cupid through that dress; I got so hot for her I ploughed her into next July.
by DT357 February 05, 2009
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Show Blind

When you love a show so much that you become completely oblivious to the fact that it sucks
My buddy Frank is so show blind that he thought the lost finale was good.

I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.
by le0pard1 September 30, 2013
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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 22, 2013
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The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark
"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."
by MusicMan87 July 19, 2021
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Party blind

When someone is so supportive of a specific political party that they are blind to the atrocities that some of the members perform.
Can you believe that Jim is still a Republican even after Trump's response to riots? I swear he is so party blind!
by belgiumdip June 12, 2020
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Self-blinded

That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty
“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded
by Flowegirl February 27, 2020
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Born Blind

Definition:
An Asian that has eyes so small it looks like they're shut.
Sentence:
Chris: Hey Davit, that old Asian lady is born blind!
Davit: Oh damn!
by שואה (sheckles) February 02, 2016
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