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Gunnar Albert

Gunnar Albert is a smart handsome man. He is more handsome than other Gunnar's, Gunnar Albert stands out! He is probably from Sunnmøre
Who is that guy?
Gunnar Albert!!
DAAAMN
by CrazyOldenGirlZZZ March 20, 2024
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Albert

A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.
poor derwyn, Albert doesnt seem to like u very much
by stop_gethelp January 18, 2022
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Albert

Another word for "brain" or "head"(oral sex)
"We was chillen than she gave a nigga albert"
by ArgentMane July 20, 2017
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Albert

“Bro stop being such an Albert, it’s freaking us out
by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023
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Albert

Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.
Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.
by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021
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Albert

Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.
"That's a proper Albert of Arseholes" (with reference to a group of pissed lads maybe)
by Googoomuck February 10, 2020
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Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun
Cold alberts are great fun for the family
by Cold albie April 1, 2013
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