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Albert

this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he
Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...
by ilovedyouuuuuuuxx June 14, 2018
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Fatty Albert

A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time
Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it
by Hydro•22 June 21, 2018
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albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them
Why did you Albert my computer?
by help28 August 17, 2022
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Albert

Liz's property
Albert belongs to lizi
by Assxrack April 23, 2022
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Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!
Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!
by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022
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albert

funny man that is FAT
" albert is fat "
by AK - 0 September 18, 2022
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Albert

People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.
A hot girl was asking Albert for a date but Albert wanted to go out with a hot guy.
by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022
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