Walter White

Cancer

Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!

by LooseSniper May 23, 2023

The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

by captain jeff January 30, 2008

Walter

A lame guy who can sometimes be your bsf but other times be annoying and leave you on read. He will suck at keeping a convo and won’t text first .

Walter is boring

by YEEYIE April 27, 2019

Walter

Walter a guy who is charismatic,confident and loyal he is also someone who is good in bed and is hung 😉 also a good friend to others a true lover and icon.

Omg walter is such a hottie did you hear he is hung 😮

by muah_no_bars November 13, 2025

Walter

Walter is anybody that has a completely flat and disinterested face that embodies “...”

It is based off Nelson the Bull Terrier, commonly known as Walter.

It is most often used as a discord emoji.

Person 1: Hey, I went to Joe’s house the other day to play some games, wanna come with me next time?
Person 2: Huh, who’s Joe?
Person 1: JOE MAMA!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Person 2: *walter*

by B r e e z e April 18, 2020

Pulled a Walter

When someone completely destroys a bathroom with the foulest stench. A stench so rancid, it will surely traumatize ...even the worlds toughest individual.

Once he mentioned his prairie dog, I had no doubt who had Pulled a Walter!

by Fitzperfectly August 31, 2018

Barbara Walters

The white bitch who outed Ricky Martin against his will. She's dead now, yay!

Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)

by Chico chico chico March 27, 2024