Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.

Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.

by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

Stoner cuck

A guy who smokes weed to forget the fact he is a cuckold, typically getting cucked by large black males who look like Carl Weathers.

Person 1: ‘I’m just smoking to forget mannnn’
Person 2: ‘Jeez mate you’re such a stoner cuck’

by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020

stoners bench

Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass

Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.

by kushsauce March 5, 2015

stoner hibernation

ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC

John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day

by TheTallestPsychonaut July 20, 2023

Stoner Nose

chronic stuffy nose caused by smoking excessive amounts of....chronic

Clare had to take a sudafed before she went to work because she blazed too much chronic last night and thus had an awful case of stoner nose

by Mr.Drew+Doren January 4, 2011

stoner chill

Used to describe how much one wants to calm down.

"No worries. Let's be chill, like stoner chill."

by Chaos Sniper November 28, 2009