Steamed Clam

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.

1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"

by Crankshaw September 28, 2009

Steam Pipe

The homosexual act of one man farting into another man's ass.

Garrett, did you really just Steam Pipe Tim in the ass?

by Mike161 November 17, 2011

Steam Hammer

When a person shits himself in the shower and the stink spreads quickly utilizing the steam as a carrier.

"Hey Morty! That son of yours took a shit in the shower again, cause the neighbors are complaining"

by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003

Steaming the cheese

Warming up of the white "cheese" under the foreskin of a male during foreplay.

Hey honey, want to come over and steam the cheese tonight?
Steaming the cheese before we have sex.

by NotDaveOrMike January 2, 2022

Steam canyon

Very large, wide vagina

That girl was so loose, it was like a steam canyon between her legs.

by Puntilla April 19, 2018

Leaf Steam

Weed, did you figure that out on your own?

Leaf steam has many enjoyable side effects, Although it might make you dehydrated, leaf steam makes you feel good, can ease pain, and make you have the most fun of your life.

by TornadoGordo February 5, 2020