straight ice

When something is so cool, it becomes straight ice.

Optimus Prime and Transformers are straight ice!

by straighticeOG October 17, 2015

closet straight

A male who acts and talk as if they are flamboyantly gay but, not.

Hey bro, I don't go down like that. I go down like this. Come on man, don't you have a wife and kids? Yes, it's not like I'm gay, I'm just closet straight.

by Chef boy ar Gee December 31, 2014

straight boonded

being completely trashed
drunk or high

I'm straight boonded
I was straight boonded to the core
I was passed ripped, i was straight boonded

by Brett Reed December 30, 2007

Deku is straight

Deku is straight not gay

Them:deku is gay

Me:deku is straight

by Phoneflipper44 July 6, 2021

Straight Piss

When someone/something is beyond any definition of something negative. Also used to describe any unpleasant situation, negative turn of events, or overall poor quality of any given day.

1.
"Hey, what do you think of the picture I drew?"
"Umm, it's straight piss!"

2.
"Man, I can't believe someone would fuck me over like that."
"Yeah, thats straight piss."

3.
"So last night was suppose to be a wild time and it turned out to be all this drama, she got sick so we had to leave early, lost my fucking wallet THEN I hit like an hour of traffic on the way back. STRAIGHT PISS!"

4.
"So I got fired today over some bullshit......yup, straight piss!"

5.
"So my boy said he had all these hotties coming down last night, so I show up to the bar..."

"And how they look?"

"Son........STRAIGHT PISS!"

by Bruno Coldcreek March 7, 2008

Straight as a bow

Wordplay on the expression "straight as an arrow". It basically means gay.

So that Doogie Houser dude, Neil Patrick Harris, he's straight right? I mean he did fuck those two strippers in Harold & Kumar.

Naw, man, he's straight as a bow.

by Dark Master Joey February 18, 2009

gay straight

a gay guy with all the attributes of a straight guy i.e drinks beer and watches sports.

tom is so gay straight that he has sex with women

by stibthgie December 20, 2004