popsicle

what men use to describe their pee-pee

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT HIS POPSICLE! I WANNA LICK IT

by skeetskeetskeet0122 June 27, 2018

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

Popsicle Player

Term for streamers with an active audience.

Emma, you're a popsicle player!

by Digital Shark February 2, 2024

Fart popsicle

When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.

I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot

by Mermaidtears94 June 12, 2024

flaky popsicle

When you roll your dick in Cheeto dust and then get deep throated.

Sorry I can’t make it this weekend, my girlfriend and I are going to perform a flaky popsicle.

by _frodoFaggie September 28, 2017

Popsicle

Diabetes on a stick.

Whats this say... 40 grams of sugar per popsicle? Oh well.

by The_Random_Dicthead May 20, 2019

The Columbian popsicle

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.

by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022