Guy 1: "Did you hear? Cole gave Shirley a Polish Doorknob!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's never forgiven him."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's never forgiven him."
by Goochmaestro July 01, 2012
A mass of marijuana smoke pulled into a bottle via the creation of a vacuum (the bottle is often referred to as the polish cow) that yields a tremendous burst of THC to the lungs with a relatively little amount of bud. Underground vernacular in Chicago, originated by a group of UIC students. Similar to shotgunning, but with little to no waste of smoke.
by God's Debris December 31, 2006
V. Covering your face with your left hand and putting your right hand through the triangle created by your left arm, engaging another (similarly handicapped) person in hand to hand combat with your right fist.
by Bill Billingsly March 02, 2008
by moonpolysoft October 20, 2009
A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.
Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.
by Maylain November 14, 2005
While performing the act of anal intercorse, a man ejaculates into the womans rectum. The woman then proceeds to deficate the semen onto the mans face.
Man, things really got out of hand. first i was fucking her in the ass then next thing you know shes trying to shit my load on my face...... what... you mean like a polish snowstorm?
by buddy revhard July 20, 2010
A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011