thanos

evil step dad who is trying to kill half the universe with fancy rock collection

bring me thanos
- thor

by spiderman4r434938598598548 May 16, 2019

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Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy’s stayed in the bath for too long and got wrinkly. Also collects rocks for fun.

Thanos took my rock. I am sad.

by Chad pasta ravioli May 17, 2019

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a living purple dildo

Look its thanos, the dildo man

by Hackerman22 May 17, 2019

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A gay grape the has a nut sack chin and an addictions to stones and women gloves

Thor: bring me thanos
Thanos: reeeeeeeeeee

by Alolvera reee May 19, 2019

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thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019

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