(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes
Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
by julsmileyface August 4, 2009
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1. A member of the male gender, from testicle and the suffix "-ite".
2. One who is fascinated with the testicles, or engages in testicle worship.
3. A macho showoff.
4. The gonad of the male; most often pluralized as "testiclites".
2. One who is fascinated with the testicles, or engages in testicle worship.
3. A macho showoff.
4. The gonad of the male; most often pluralized as "testiclites".
1. John is a testiclite, but mary is an ovarian.
2. That testiclite couldn't stop staring at my 'nads.
3. Johnny Knoxville is a testiclite!
4. Fondle my testiclites!
2. That testiclite couldn't stop staring at my 'nads.
3. Johnny Knoxville is a testiclite!
4. Fondle my testiclites!
by JonMaker August 15, 2004
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Testicleses , was a Greek god and hero to many, but awesome to all.
In fact he was so awesome he once found Nemo and saved the little bitch from drowning in a matter of 2 weeks. His family included his mother, Athena, his father, Jason Bourne, his brother, god, his sister, Cthulu, and his wife, that chicken from the garden of eden, and his two sons, Randy Orton, and the Trix rabbit, and finally his pet rhinoceros, billy.
In legend it is said that whoever pissed testicleses off would face the Rath of Billy's horn, in simplified terms you'do get ass raped by a rhino's horn.
Testicles lived a long live but was murdered by his son Randy Orton, he taught Randy the RKO but Randy used it against him in WWE raw because why the hell not?
He saved nemo, dory, he fixed the mad hatter, and kicked many cock juggling thunder cunt's balls. That's about it.
In fact he was so awesome he once found Nemo and saved the little bitch from drowning in a matter of 2 weeks. His family included his mother, Athena, his father, Jason Bourne, his brother, god, his sister, Cthulu, and his wife, that chicken from the garden of eden, and his two sons, Randy Orton, and the Trix rabbit, and finally his pet rhinoceros, billy.
In legend it is said that whoever pissed testicleses off would face the Rath of Billy's horn, in simplified terms you'do get ass raped by a rhino's horn.
Testicles lived a long live but was murdered by his son Randy Orton, he taught Randy the RKO but Randy used it against him in WWE raw because why the hell not?
He saved nemo, dory, he fixed the mad hatter, and kicked many cock juggling thunder cunt's balls. That's about it.
by The inner enigma August 1, 2017
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A prefix in testicle shitting rectal wort/testicle shitting rectal wart and testicle shitting penguin rapist
can be used in a noun as testicle shitter
A prefix in testicle shitting rectal wort/testicle shitting rectal wart and testicle shitting penguin rapist
can be used in a noun as testicle shitter
Man1: "Billy is such a testicle shitting faggot"
Man2: "Your a testicle shitting ass hole, not because your gay but because your a sucky person shown by your homophobia!'
Man2: "Your a testicle shitting ass hole, not because your gay but because your a sucky person shown by your homophobia!'
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