The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la
Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"
by WandObi March 01, 2018
Someone who hijacks your evening repeatedly.
Somebody who holds hostage your time with no intention of giving it back.
Someone who wastes your time for their own amusement.
Somebody who holds hostage your time with no intention of giving it back.
Someone who wastes your time for their own amusement.
Fuck that time terrorist!
No I will not hang out withthat time terrorist. Last time was the worst.
That time terrorist asked me to move his couch, turns out once I got there he needed me to move his whole fucking house.
No I will not hang out withthat time terrorist. Last time was the worst.
That time terrorist asked me to move his couch, turns out once I got there he needed me to move his whole fucking house.
by EvilDans February 02, 2019
A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.
These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.
by Naeno April 15, 2025
by karma5 March 27, 2023
Terrorist raccoon is cool guy who loves femboys and has infinite rizz he also wants to fuck me for some reason idk.
That’s a terrorist%20raccoon there
by 4buu March 27, 2023
Any member of an organization such as the US government (usually the executive branch), political groups (such as political advocates, corporate entities, and spies), or "poor me" activists such as religious followers, MADD, or various animal groups; that knowingly breaks various laws and/or subverts them in order to gain standing, assert authority, surveil, teach someone a lesson, make an example, sway public opinion, or other such self righteous endeavors in a futile attempt to try to gain dominance over others.
by WGstyles July 29, 2023
A specific title given to someone (or something) that changes the mood of a event or gathering in a bad way. Common occurrences of a Vibe Terrorist typically include paraphrasing or referencing something at an inappropriate time. Vibe Terrorist's can also target one individual within a group of people to feel unsettled.
Be advised, not all people with this title are aware they have received it, you must earn this title.
For example:
-Tim Knox and Brad Knox are at their parents funeral after getting in a car crash with many friends and other family around at the wake. Everyone is quietly in morning.-
Tim: "I cant believe our parents are gone..."
Brad: "I know. At least they went out with a bop."
Tim: "What?"
Brad: "Oh you know!" *singing and slightly bobbing his head* "~California girls We're unforgettable! Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top! "
Family members: (various whispers of guests) "Oh my gosh that's vile...What is he doing?"
Tim: "What the fuck Brad?!"
Grandma Knox: (whispers to a friend) "What a freaking Vibe Terrorist..."
Final Example:
-An old man living in the country is alone fishing on a peaceful river with a busted radio-
The radio: *Huck turned on the radio and hears a light humming for about a minute before it goes quiet. For the next few hours there is silence, until a sudden and loud sound of static comes out of the radio, which scares Huck*
Huck: "AHHHH FU-HUGH! YOU! *Huck grabs the radio and throws it into the river in anger* AND STAY THERE!...*Whispers to himself* Dammed radio, Messing my mood up, fucking vibe terrorist stupid- liberal- pansy- stupid shit right there...Imma keep fishing, that's what I'll do. *Now yelling* THAT'S WHAT ILL DO!"
For example:
-Tim Knox and Brad Knox are at their parents funeral after getting in a car crash with many friends and other family around at the wake. Everyone is quietly in morning.-
Tim: "I cant believe our parents are gone..."
Brad: "I know. At least they went out with a bop."
Tim: "What?"
Brad: "Oh you know!" *singing and slightly bobbing his head* "~California girls We're unforgettable! Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top! "
Family members: (various whispers of guests) "Oh my gosh that's vile...What is he doing?"
Tim: "What the fuck Brad?!"
Grandma Knox: (whispers to a friend) "What a freaking Vibe Terrorist..."
Final Example:
-An old man living in the country is alone fishing on a peaceful river with a busted radio-
The radio: *Huck turned on the radio and hears a light humming for about a minute before it goes quiet. For the next few hours there is silence, until a sudden and loud sound of static comes out of the radio, which scares Huck*
Huck: "AHHHH FU-HUGH! YOU! *Huck grabs the radio and throws it into the river in anger* AND STAY THERE!...*Whispers to himself* Dammed radio, Messing my mood up, fucking vibe terrorist stupid- liberal- pansy- stupid shit right there...Imma keep fishing, that's what I'll do. *Now yelling* THAT'S WHAT ILL DO!"
by fed_not_a_terrorist May 27, 2025