Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
Get the Axis Tennis matchmug. Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)
by Smolly, bradshaw July 9, 2021
Get the Fraiser Tennis Racketmug. Look at us, we're almost as cute as Tenny is, wow.
"Ten and I showered together"- Johnny Seo
"I want to have xxx with you, I love you, you fatass"- Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul
"Ten and I showered together"- Johnny Seo
"I want to have xxx with you, I love you, you fatass"- Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul
by YourWorstNightmareJKLOL December 4, 2016
Get the Tennymug. Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
Get the Capitalist tennismug. by Me647482 April 21, 2021
Get the Tennismug. by The man z94 February 25, 2023
Get the Tennis elbowmug. Dudes who are more into their friends than anything else.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.
by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025
Get the fag tennismug.