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Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
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Fraiser Tennis Racket

Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)
by Smolly, bradshaw July 9, 2021
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Tenny

Tenny is a ship of two NCT members, Ten and Johnny. The realest ship in NCT to be honest.
Look at us, we're almost as cute as Tenny is, wow.

"Ten and I showered together"- Johnny Seo

"I want to have xxx with you, I love you, you fatass"- Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul
by YourWorstNightmareJKLOL December 4, 2016
mugGet the Tennymug.

Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
mugGet the Capitalist tennismug.

Tennis

A sport were the players like to play with balls in more than one way
Tennis is Pretty cheap but if your committed you will need to buy a $30.00 pride flag
by Me647482 April 21, 2021
mugGet the Tennismug.

Tennis elbow

Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.
Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me
by The man z94 February 25, 2023
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fag tennis

Dudes who are more into their friends than anything else.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.
The pretty boy from Austria and Switzerland banged one of his friends after playing fag tennis.
by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025
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