boston teabag

a sexual move where a man covers his testicles in custard before inserting them inside a woman's (or another man's, i suppose) mouth, who then draws forth from the aforementioned bag in a succulent manner.
dude, did you make it with shelly last night?

yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?

i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.
by smarmogoyf April 26, 2011
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Dirty Teabag

A Dirty Teabag is when you get a girl whos down to suck your ball sack. But before letting her suck your balls you go to the bathroom take a huge shit and clog the toliet on purpose then with the shit infused water you keep flushing the toliet bowl intill the water rise enough to fully surmerge your entire ball sack. (You my want to hold your dick out of the way but its up to you) then you go out the bathroom and let the trick put your dirty direahha water soaked balls in her mounth , bone apple teeth
My gf pissed me off so i dirty teabaged her.

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by Hamster12125 November 03, 2017
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Mongolian Teabag

The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.
Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.
by poopy_nuts November 08, 2011
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Tebow Teabag

The act of sitting on another's face in the Tebow position and placing your balls in their mouth.
"That chick last night was such a Gators fan she wanted me to Tebow Teabag her last night.
by sEaKm September 05, 2013
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Colombian Teabag

A Colombian teabag is when a male puts cocaine on his testicles and then teabags another person, an animal, or Gary Busey.
Gave that bitch a Colombian Teabag. Bitches love Colombian Teabags.
by Eyehole Man September 08, 2016
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Teabag pocketwatch

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.
Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids
by Tampon snapback June 28, 2019
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Webcam Teabag

A variation on the Teabag. With this you swing your balls at the webcam for the benefit of the other people in the video chat. The webcam teabag is often done to shock and prank. For example, opening a video chat to discuss the next days economics assignment, but then the other person just sees all balls.
"I thought Steve was starting a video chat so I could see his new Futurama poster, but he ended up just webcam teabagging me."
by P. Chu July 28, 2009
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