Tannered

The art of getting rekt

Dang Landon just got tannered

by lol you got tannered bitch September 22, 2018

Elsie Tanner

Used slyly to refer to older women that behave likea slapper.

Used in comparison to a character from Coronation Street, who had 4 husbands and 200+ boyfriends.

Francine: Have you heard about my aunt Julia? She fucked three guys at the weekend!

Enrico: She's become a real Elsie Tanner.

by GreatUncleHerbert May 29, 2018

Tanner

Tanner Cassin is the worst type of person in the world. He is a piece of shit in the port potty of hell. If you date him he will have sex with your future roommate and think he did nothing wrong. If you ever meet a Tanner Cassin, run the other way. He might chase you (i forgot to mention that he is also a creepy stalker who will maybe take advantage of you) so run like hell until you are on the other side of the country. If I C U Next Tuesday Tanner Cassin, it will be too soon.

Tanner Cassin is a shit asshole mf.

by putaringonit June 2, 2018

Tanner

Tanner is a one of a kind soul. Tanners energy is contagious. Tanner loves music, dancing and hanging with friends. Your heart will feel full when around a Tanner. If you ever lose a Tanner in your life it will leave a hole in your heart forever.

I love you Tanner and I miss you. R.I.P

by nosyda March 24, 2023

Tanner Johnson

Tanner is the sexiest mf alive!

Boy: “I wish I could be just like Tanner Johnson he’s so fucking sexy!

by Athea February 2, 2023

Tanner toilet

Also known as the nearest place to take a dump. One may be using a Tanner toilet when they have to go, on the go. Is most commonly used on long trips, but can be used when in long meetings, or at dinner with friends.

Our trip to the zoo several of us had to use the Tanner toilet.
It’s never a good day when the Tanner toilet is being used.

by Tomorrow riser October 9, 2023

Tanner

Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.

Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.

by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023