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SIM Card Switch

Verb.
The process of putting your sim card into your old phone when your parents take your phone because you're grounded. SIM card switching is commonly done by teens.
Teen1: "Hey!!"

Teen2: "Hey how're you texting i thought you were grounded?"

Teen1: "I did a SIM card switch and I'm using my old phone :) I'm so smart."

Teen2: "That IS smart.. I'm gonna do that next time I'm grounded!"
by LaramieT1o28 February 24, 2011
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switch hit

Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.
"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"

"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
by D. Gould June 11, 2006
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switch gears

Verb.
1. In an transmission (car or otherwise), the activity of changing a gear to run the system optimally.

2. Used to describe the activity of having vaginal sex and then casually moving to anal sex. This activity generally surprises girls!
My boyfriend switch gears on me last night and I slapped his ass. He will not get any for a while.

Girl1 Hola chica!
Girl2 My BF swiched gears on me last night.
Girl1 How did that go???
Girl2 I was mad at first, but I got used to it. The best part is when he nuts in my ass, I can't get pregnant! My butt is a bit sore though.
by RobYo June 19, 2008
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switch 1440

skiing backwards off of a booter while spinning 4 times in the air
J- Oh snap did you see TJ Schiller bust out that gorilla switch 1440

JD-ye ye ye that was crunk

J- why would you try something like that

TJ- because its steezy and my brotha told me to
by CR-Jonson July 16, 2008
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Switchblade

When you have an erection and you put it between your legs so it appears to be a mangina, then suddenly you release, and KAPOW WAM BAM STEAL THE VAN. THE KIDS GOT A STIFFY. This is often executed into a friends face because it fucking hilarious
I switchbladed rolf earlier in the night. I need to look out or he is gunna goat me
by WAMBAMSTEALTHEVAN13 July 28, 2010
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the switcheroo

When you buy cheap ass vodka at the store and put it in a really fancy and expensive vodka bottle. They never know.
Hey did you pull the switcheroo yet with that Gran Legacy in the Grey Goose?
"Wow the Grey Goose tastes sooo much better than the cheap ass Grand Legacy from last night."
(it's actually still the cheap ass Gran Legacy from last night)
by A4H October 17, 2007
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BAMF Switch

The moment in an action, or other genre of film, where a lead character becomes significantly more of a BAMF than they were a moment before.

Switches are often characterized by a more bad ass musical score, a slow mo' scene, or some sort of brief phrase, such as "No", "Kill 'im", or "Hey- ARG!1!" *Arm breaks*.
The Rundown: After The Rock grabs the two shotguns.

The Matrix: During Morphius' rescue, just after the security guard says, "Holy Shit!"

BAMF Switch... Lol
by jkar64 October 7, 2008
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