Useless redneck cops whose purpose is to patrol unused backroads and harass hard-working, decent highway/freeway drivers by ambushing them from behind signs or shrubbery.
I hear that if you stretch an anus really wide, it becomes a state trooper.
Goddamn state trooper gave me a ticket for having my radio tuned to a rock music station when he pulled me over.
Goddamn state trooper gave me a ticket for having my radio tuned to a rock music station when he pulled me over.
by angry June 17, 2003
Get the state troopermug. A profession for otherwise unemployable losers where 37.5 hours is a full week even though it is more like 32 hours a week after the three required 20 minute smoke/coffee breaks a day. Here "work" is an oxymoron as most of accomplishments come from outside contractors or new employees who haven’t "learned the ropes".
This state job rocks! I don’t do shit and taxpayers pay me a 5 figure salary. Even if they found out what a loser I am they can’t even fire me.
by Massachusetts DOR Contractor November 1, 2003
Get the state jobmug. Jumping State (v): The act of leaving the state you reside in for any number of reasons. Whether it be for vacation, or running away from something.
by Dan732 April 25, 2010
Get the Jumping Statemug. T-State be making his new movie....T-STate gets gonnaria. It be a tradgedy slash comedy slash dance movie slash porno! T State say hell to thuh muthuh fuckin yeah!
by The real Stephen Hawking February 17, 2009
Get the T-Statemug. 
The best school in the country, rated number one party school by Bacardi, Playboy refused to rank Penn State in their party rankings because they claimed "it was not fair to rank professionals among amateurs."
Penn State, Penn State University, Orange Bowl Winners, we were the beginnings of such greats as Larry Johnson and Michael Robinson
by Robbie Kumar January 27, 2007
Get the Penn Statemug. The school that traditionally beats the University of Michigan in every sport. Also known as Final Four U.
by MSU26-20 January 16, 2010
Get the Michigan Statemug.