Haj Squat

When you’re walking in the Middle East and have to take a shit, so you lift your man dress and go where ever you please.

Man I have to take a shit. Go do the Haj Squat by the bushes.

by Niceguysfinishfirst June 7, 2018

Asian Squat

A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.

Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!

Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.

Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...

by G-Dogger G July 13, 2018

srat squat

awkward semi-squat generally used by sorority girls to cram another row of girls into a photo. Hands on knees, slight incline, attempt to look upright and perky.

"you don't all fit in the frame. You three! Srat squat!"

by katia scherbatsky December 9, 2008

Papa Squat

A common misinterpretation of the phrase "pop a squat" which results in its personification.

In the phrase, the words "Pop a" are heard as "Papa," where "Papa" is defined as "Father."

After internalizing the definition, it becomes acceptable to use the phrase "Father Squat" interchangeably with "Papa Squat."

Vivian: "I'm tired of standing, let's pop a squat"
Marcus: "Who is Papa Squat?"
Vivian: "haha"
Marcus: (after internalizing his mistake) "Okay, we can Father Squat"

by MJecks December 7, 2010

taco squat

Its the girl version of a tea bag its when a girl puts or rubs her vagina in someones mouth or face

like if your at a girls basketball game and the girl is on a break away against one girl you say "Taco squat her"!!!

by Marcelino Gonzalez III/ Bronson Asher July 8, 2006

Dick Squat

(verb) To put a barbell with plates on it, on your shoulders and to squat down onto a penis. This workout exercise is measured in the number of plates squatted and the inches of the penis that penetrates. Often done at the JCC, and gyms throughout Israel.

"Hey David, have you been working out?"
"Yes Alex, I have."
"What have you been doing?"
"I've started maxing out my Dick Squat"
"That's kind of gross"
"Well it's great for core and sphincter strength."

by greenpointSS March 22, 2010

pop-a-squat

What a group of girls must do when getting drunk in the woods and a bathroom is nowhere to be found.

"I gotta pee!"
"Me too!"
"Ok, let's pop-a-squat behind that tree."

by Stranger Danger September 7, 2005