being square

being square is an 80's term that means your boring or not cool.

"be there or be square"
you're not being cool you're being square

by 80'sand90'sterms February 17, 2018

turtlastic squares

The act shitting in someone's ear while sticking a turtle in their rectum and listening to the kid's bop version of Firework by Katie Perry.

Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.

Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.

by fusion1122 September 28, 2013

[Square Bear]

A bottle of Bundaberg Rum. Named after its square shape and Polar bear logo.

Got a 40 oz Square Bear and 1.2L Coke, all set!

by ringfeeder December 23, 2008

Spongevladimir Squareputin

Popular Russian children's program sponsored by the Unity party of Russia. See also Badical for description of quality of show.

Hey Vasiliy! Did you see last week's episode? Spongevladimir Squareputin got fired from the Krusty Khrushchev!

by Andropov April 16, 2004

square

To be equaled out in terms of fiscal responsibility to another

Yo, here dat nickel I owe yaz, we square now.

by Phlagellum October 8, 2003

square

someone un-cool or un-fashionable

also known as L7

"You're such a square"

by dw March 23, 2003

Square Box

Someone with a square ass. square being blocky, and box referring to ass. Normally associated with girls with shapeless square asses and spongebob. Consitered vulgar and innapropriate to some.

Me:"yo that girl over there has such a Square Box"

Guy:"Thats my girlfriend you fucking retard dyke!"

me:"lol oops"

by Bdogiovine December 4, 2011