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the turtle is sniffing the cotton

A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.
Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
by rimlover October 30, 2010
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spuck nuffling

a boy named dane who rapes little boys
by Dave hannar September 10, 2003
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Bush stuffing

Whe a man eats out a grose asian woman with pubic hairs that range from one halph inch to three inches long. The hairs must also be bushy and or really dirty and hasnt been washed in over two weeks.
I went to china town and some girl asked me if i wanted to go bush stuffing with her.
by Mpb1916 December 14, 2010
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like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence

When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole
Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"
by Steven Dressel May 3, 2008
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snuffing

The act of eating out a girl while blowing quick bursts of air out of your nose on her clitoris.
Kate: "yo bro you gunna snuff that girl?"
Will: "ya i be snuffing her all night."
by hguty18 December 15, 2011
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Ball Sniffing

A non-literal term used to describe what guys do when one of them ditches his girlfriends to hang out with a guy friend.
Guy-"Hey Brooke, where's your boyfriend tonight? Weren't you too supposed to hang out"
Girl-"Ya we were, but he ditched me for his guy friends".
Guy-"He is going ball sniffing again haha".
Girl-"Yeah, it seems that him and his friends sniff each others balls more then he hangs with me".
Guy-"You're gorgeous and really fun to hang with maybe one day you'll wake up and realize he is a complete Douche-bag and find a guy worth your time. But until then you'll end up dating a lot of ball sniffers".
by Keeper of Realness November 4, 2009
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Snarfling

snarf /snärf/

–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.

–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.
snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."

snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".

snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."

snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".
by sabricks April 23, 2009
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